Michiganites can be stupid, too!

[emeleel]

My Way News - Man Who Hid Knives in Pants Stabs Self

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) - A man who hid hunting knives in his pants to try to steal them from a western Michigan store tripped while fleeing and stabbed himself in the abdomen, police say.

[hadassahchana[$]]

So, I guess he wasn't happy to see me?

[theworm[$]]

We don't call them Michagoyim for nothing!

[mtbat]

and then there was the kid who glued himself to the bed to avoid going back to school after winter break....