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05-09-2008, 10:25 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
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We're off to Fort Wayne for the weekend to celebrate my niece's birthday.
Hope you all have a fun weekend! Happy Mother's Day to all our EA Mom's!  |
05-09-2008, 10:30 PM
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Oh! And happy early birthday Andy! I won't be here on Sunday to with you a birthday fit for a Queen!  |
05-09-2008, 10:34 PM
|  | Hot Lips | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: I'm not sure
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The Son Returns tomorrow, so we will be having a busy day, and a full house again. Happy Mother's day to all also.
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05-10-2008, 01:04 AM
|  | I'm Sparkly in Real Life | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: It's not heaven, it's Iowa
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Happy Birthday MNM!! 
I'm watching some old movie with Dan and trying to identify Gregory Peck, Ava Gardner and Fred Astaire. So far, I'm 100%.
The rest of the weekend is up in the air. I know I'm not cooking on Sunday. 
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05-11-2008, 08:45 AM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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A Mother's Dictionary
Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the
children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance
apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the
strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though
they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything
we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream
it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry
shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to
your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that
children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the
children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make
those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
Happy Mother's Day, all you Moms out there!
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05-11-2008, 09:59 AM
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Well, we went to the hockey game last night. The Lancers won the USHL National Championship, IN OVERTIME. Man was that a stressful night!!!!!
Today, church, then don't know what else for Mother's Day. I'm debating....it LOOKS nice out there but it's windy and cold.
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05-11-2008, 09:59 AM
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Well, we went to the hockey game last night. The Lancers won the USHL National Championship, IN OVERTIME. Man was that a stressful night!!!!!
Today, church, then don't know what else for Mother's Day. I'm debating....it LOOKS nice out there but it's windy and cold.
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