Remember that wonderful oscillating heater with a remote control that my boss bought me last winter? Remember how CCW#2 went nuts about how selfish I am because its heating up the entire building and making her sick (

) and how I reverted to my blankets because I couldn't stand her screaming at me?
Well - said oscillating heater with remote control also has a no-heat oscillating fan! My office is nice and cool!
Happy Worm!
