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Old 09-14-2005, 08:59 PM
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The zoners aren't going to like me tomorrow when they read the paper

Tonight, I went to a cut and dry meeting. A zoning decision was rendered about a hearing that was held two weeks ago. No biggie. Done this stuff a thousand times before.

But, I told the editor something interesting about the meeting because it made me laugh. It made them laugh too. And that little tidbit, not the outcome of the meeting, became the story.

And the zoners aren't going to like me very much tomorrow

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Luckily for the Spring Township Zoning Hearing Board, the rain on Wednesday evening ended shortly before the board’s meeting began.
Because the board was locked out, its meeting was held on the front porch of the township municipal building.
"I should have called earlier today to make sure the building was unlocked," Chairman John Wails said.
It should be noted that Robert’s Rules of Order are equally applicable when the meeting is held on a patio.
In fact, the board is getting pretty good at conducting meetings outdoors.
"This isn’t the first time we’ve held meetings out here," Wails noted.
With appropriate formality, Wails called the meeting to order and the board voted 3-0 to approve the request of Frank Ferrara and Son Inc. to build two additions to company buildings at 2117 and 2125 Portland Ave.
Two weeks ago, Frank G. Ferrara of Wyomissing told the board that his business was growing and needed more office and storage space.
He said he wanted to add a 1,600 square-foot extension to the corporate offices at 2125 Portland Ave. and a second 1,600 foot extension to a storage building at 2117 Portland Ave.
The company required zoning approval because the additions would not have sufficient front or side yard setbacks to meet township requirements.


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Old 09-14-2005, 09:04 PM
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Re The zoners aren't going to like me tomorrow when they read the paper

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The company required zoning approval because the additions would not have sufficient front or side yard setbacks to meet township requirements.

Is that requirement so that they can be assured of a meeting place if they get locked out?

Good job, Amy! The subscribers will enjoy it.
 
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:07 PM
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Re The zoners aren't going to like me tomorrow when they read the paper

Remember Molly Ivins great line about reporting on politicians. "I could write that some notorious rep was an egg-sucking child molester and the next morning he'd come up with a huge smile and say, 'Darlin, yew put mah name in your paper!' I finally had to conceed that Texas politicians could be unusually civil people."

I hope the Reading pols have the same sense of civility. A nicely written piece on an otherwise mundane event. Well done.
 
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:08 PM
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Re The zoners aren't going to like me tomorrow when they read the paper

I never thought of that. Now I understand setbacks

Thank you, Sara.

On a sad note, there was a horrible murder here on Monday. Papers on Tuesday sold out. Some guy shot his wife right outside the court house when she exited after getting a protection from abuse order.

This is the day after he ran a quarter page ad in the paper with their wedding picture in it and the statement that he would love her forever.

The guy's still at large the last I heard.
 
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Thank you, Brian. My regular editor is away. I hope she doesn't throttle me when she gets back. She's a bit straight-laced.
 
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:18 PM
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Re The zoners aren't going to like me tomorrow when they read the paper

I think that's a wonderful way to get people to actually read a story. You made it interesting!
 
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