Bored?

[amykhar]

I double dog dare ya:

Groan out loud in the toilet stall (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the restroom at the time).

When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).

[taurusmoon]

I've actually done these:

5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting. 3 pts.
7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead; repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!". 5 pts.
10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?". 5 pts.
18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 5 pts.
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Bonus
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN." Bonus



Guess I have a good head start.

[amykhar]

Maybe we should have a new daily log. Start a new game each morning and see who wins Or who gets fired first

[theworm[$]]

I need to get out more. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
And I don't think I can beat Sara's scores, but I've done some of these and the CCWs have done others - but they were just being themselves.

[taurusmoon]

Last week was "dumb ass" week here. The goal was to use the phrase in a serious reference as much as possible.

I threatened to have a rubber stamp made.

[amykhar]

I miss having peers. Here, it's management - and me.

[taurusmoon]

The scary part? In this case, I am management.

[amykhar]

I wanna work for you!

[theworm[$]]

me too, Dumb Ass!

[taurusmoon]

No you don't. Insanity can get tiresome after a while.

[taurusmoon]

Okay, I just emailed the link to my staff with the subject line "New Department Goals."

I can't help it. The voices told me to do it.

[amykhar]

You're my hero

[taurusmoon]

Thank you. Do you want fries with that?

[murasaki]

Yes, I would--in accordance with prophecy.

(That one really freaks people out.)

[pippadaisy[$]]

Y'all are demented.

Amy, I'll be your peer. I'm not management either.

[amykhar]

If you're not management at your job, Pippa, you need a serious corporate reorganization

[pippadaisy[$]]

The stockholders staged a coup a while back... now I just have an office and some meaningless title that means nothing.

[amykhar]

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