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03-12-2007, 12:54 PM
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| | Don't you love it when... | | Don't you love it when you do a really complicated, nested If statement in Excel (Like "{=AVERAGE(IF(B2:B43="u", (IF(DX2: DX43<>0,DX2: DX43,"")), ""))}") and it WORKS?!
Don't you love it when you're able to take this array If equation and drag it across a whole slew of columns and they all WORK?!
Don't you hate it when you're so enthused that you go out of your office to do the happy dance in front of the office assistant's cubicle, only to discover (AFTER dancing) that your boss was in another coworker's office and saw you do the whole happy dance from your coworker's office door? 
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03-12-2007, 12:55 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Don't you hate it when nobody has a video camera to capture an internet friend's happy dance and post it online?
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03-12-2007, 01:33 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Don't you hate it when you do the drag action and it freezes up and you lose the whole stinking thing because excel doesn't fast save?
But yeah, I love all the other stuff too...and I don't care if my boss sees me doing the happy dance. She just laughs.
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03-12-2007, 06:26 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Don't you hate it when you have the formula right but can't seem to get all the parentheses and brackets right? | 
03-12-2007, 06:55 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | I always have to look up the key combination to enter an equation as an array. That page in the Excel Bible is dog-earred, bookmarked, and smudged from all the times I've had to look it up.
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono | 
03-12-2007, 09:05 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Nope - I love it when that happens! | 
05-24-2007, 04:21 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Don't you love it when you get an email like this from the office manager: Quote:
Since it is the beginning of a holiday weekend tomorrow, we will close about 3:00.
Since everyone was here late last night, and I totally appreciated having as many people as possible, we will close at 4:00 today.
Thanks.
| Don't you REALLY love it when the reason "everyone was here late last night" was because your office held a book signing party and staying late involved drinking wine, eating stuffed mushrooms and chicken satay, and listening to a brief speech by an interesting author? and "late" was only 8pm anyway? 
__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono | 
05-24-2007, 05:53 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | We're closing at 3:30 tomorrow. I'm just suprised they didn't wait until tomorrow afternoon to tell us about it like they usually do. Now if only we could wear jeans, it would be an even greater day!
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05-24-2007, 07:26 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Quote: |
Now if only we could wear jeans, it would be an even greater day!
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__________________ MJ It's extraordinary to me that the United States can find $700 billion to save Wall Street and the entire G8 can't find $25 billion dollars to save 25,000 children who die every day from preventable diseases.~ Bono | 
06-06-2007, 03:09 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Don't you just love it when your big boss comes to your office to discuss some stuff with you, and then comes back a few minutes later and says "You know, your office space seems sort of tight. Is there anything we can do to give you more space?"
It's impossible aside from taking out my furniture or tearing down a wall, but very nice for him to ask. Have I mentioned how much I love my job?
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06-06-2007, 04:35 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | | Eh, so much for all that. Fiddy's in da house.
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06-26-2007, 12:11 PM
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06-26-2007, 12:14 PM
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| | Re Don't you love it when... | |  Welcome! 
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06-26-2007, 01:44 PM
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