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Old 09-05-2007, 11:48 PM
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Everyone seems to want to hire me!

Only trouble is I haven't had a resume on any job boards in almost a year.

Oh well. Gotta love this job offer anyway. Work up to 10 hours a week and get paid a minimum of $1500.


We have found your resume at Monster.com and would like to suggest you a "Transfer manager"
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vacancy. We have studied your resume and are happy to inform you that your skills
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completely meet our requirements for this position.
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This is a part-time position. Your schedule will be flexible. You will need to spend on average 1-2 hours
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per day, Monday-Friday. This is a work-at-home position. All communication will be online.
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This job will allow you to:
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- Get additional free time; OD Uz

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General requirements:
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- Honesty, responsibility and promptness in operations; Zj FmY

- Internet and e-mail skills; Experience in online work; ZjFm YW

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- Prior customer service experience is a good benefit;

Necessary requirements:

* You must have your own Wells Fargo, Chase or Bank of America account for processing transfers between clients
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( If you do not have the account - please, open it)


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During the trial period you will be paid $1,500 per month. You will also be keeping 8 percent commission
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from every payment received from our customer. With the current ammount of clients your average
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income will be about up to $1,500 USD per month. After the trial period your base salary will go up to
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$2,250 USD per month, plus 8 percent commission.After the trial period you may ask for additional hours or
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If you are interested in this position, and would like to know more, please e-mail me

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We will contact you within 2 days

All the crazy letters are really in the body of the message (although they're white text on white background).

So gee, should I open these accounts, and help them transfer money? I mean, why not, I'm completely qualified to be a sucker! I feel so flattered!

Margaret, who wonders who falls for these scams...
 
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Old 09-05-2007, 11:54 PM
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Re Everyone seems to want to hire me!

That reminds me, I have some money in an overseas account I need help accessing - you'll get a cut of the action, of course, if you'll help me get it.
 
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:29 AM
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Re Everyone seems to want to hire me!

Ok, but only if you help me cash this winning lotto ticket I have, MJ. It's a New York ticket, and, long story short, I can't cash it. I'll split the money with you, of course, but, you'll just have to give me a small deposit.
 
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