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02-13-2008, 03:12 PM
|  | Mistress of Mayhem | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York
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| | Went out for a department lunch to celebrate two colleagues birthdays.
Somehow, the glass had no bottom.
Oy. How's your day?
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02-13-2008, 03:13 PM
|  | thread-killa | | Join Date: Dec 2000
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| | When I worked for the three-letter company, corporate policy was that you could not return to work if you had alcohol at lunch. I never did understand where the deterrent was supposed to come in there. | 
02-13-2008, 03:23 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | I once spent an afternoon completing auto loan credit investigations after a three-martini lunch with the department.
It is only purely a coincidence that the bank laid off half the division the next year when they had a cash crunch.
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02-13-2008, 03:29 PM
|  | Mistress of Mayhem | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York
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| | Cuatro. Cuatro margaritas.
And I came back to a cc of a scathing email to one of my staff.
I felt compelled to reply. I was very professional considering that my office is spinning.
One more margarita and someone would have been bitch slapped.
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02-13-2008, 03:42 PM
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| | If any of this fun stuff happens at my work it is all done purely sober. Sometimes I wish I could explain some of the stuff I do on lunch martinis. Hey, maybe I'll start and see where it gets me!
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02-13-2008, 05:53 PM
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| | I left for work this morning and got about 3 miles from the house before the van broke again. Spent 2 wet cold hours in the van waiting for the two truck. Came home and totally gave up on the idea of going to work.
Sara's day sounds much better.
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02-13-2008, 06:20 PM
|  | Hot Lips | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: I'm not sure
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| | We had a 2 hour delay. It was nice. School didn't start until 10:40.
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02-13-2008, 07:02 PM
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| |  Tengo dolor de la cabesa.
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02-13-2008, 07:03 PM
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| |  drink water and take a multi-vitamin.
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02-13-2008, 07:07 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | I don't speak spanish but that doesn't look good...
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02-13-2008, 07:09 PM
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| | She has a headache 
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02-13-2008, 08:09 PM
|  | Mistress of Mayhem | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York
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| | Quote: amykhar said
She has a headache  |
Worse than that. I have a tequila headache.
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02-13-2008, 08:12 PM
|  | In Spanish, I'm Marijuana | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Lawn-Guy-Land, NY
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| | Oh snap. Last time I had the bed spins (years ago) it was tequila. Last time I went from praying I don't throw up to praying I DO throw up, it was tequila. Nasty stuff, that tequila.
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02-13-2008, 09:21 PM
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| | I have never had alcohol for lunch when at work :o I can't imagine.
After hours, while still at work, yes... but never in the middle of the day :o
And everyone thought I had the cool job because I get to do luncheons. Hrumph! | 
02-13-2008, 09:26 PM
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| | I swear, from now on I will pay careful attention to where the waiter is at all times. And if he's behind me with a pitcher I will not let him refill my glass.
Because once it's in my glass it can't be wasted. Unlike me. Wasted. Very wasted.
Tomorrow is a going away lunch for a different colleague. We're going for sushi.
No sake for me.  Ow. That hurt.
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02-13-2008, 09:33 PM
|  | Hot and Juicy | | Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: off campus
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| | poor Sara. | 
02-13-2008, 09:35 PM
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| | That's weird. I had linked to an image of a margarita in my first post. Now it's gone.
I must have drank that one too. 
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02-13-2008, 09:40 PM
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| | when you're head was spinning it went shooting off to nowhere. | 
02-13-2008, 10:05 PM
|  | Up For Grabs | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: It's not heaven, it's Iowa
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| | Quote: amykhar said
She has a headache  | Imagine that.
I have never had a drink at lunch and then gone back to work. I'd fall over or need to take a nap!
That's not to say I've never had a drink at lunch though.
And today? I had a client meeting until around 1, then decided I needed to go home and work on my tax prep.  Shoulda been drinking instead.
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02-13-2008, 11:37 PM
|  | Hot Lips | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: I'm not sure
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| | There are days that I believe I NEED to drink my lunch. Beyond wishes, gone to need. But alas, I have never had a drink at lunch and gone back to teach. Might make for a very interesting afternoon tho.
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02-14-2008, 06:39 AM
|  | Mistress of Mayhem | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: New York
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| | I did not have a drink at lunch.
I had four.
Actually, I was functioning fine at work. And they got extra out of me because I dared not leave until I was sober enough to drive.
Once I got home though....
Oy.
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02-14-2008, 07:46 PM
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| | Holy cow. Four margaritas. Two will knock me on my ass. Sara, you have both my admiration and my sympathy.
I won't even drink at home if I'm grading - depending on my mood, everyone would either get an A or an F. 
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02-15-2008, 12:32 AM
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| | I have only have that many drinks in Cindy's backyard, and then I swore I never had that many. Might have been margaritas, or it could have been mojitos. Seems like I stopped noticing when helpful folks refilled my glass. We all had such a good time, and everything everyone said was so funny, strangely enough...
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02-15-2008, 09:45 AM
|  | Up For Grabs | | Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: It's not heaven, it's Iowa
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| | Helen...it only takes ONE of Cindy's drinks to put me on my ass.  Her margaritas (and mojitos) are legendary...a little of this, a lot of that, oh, and if there's a little Jose left in the bottle, just add it. 
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