Snippet overheard at work

[erik_kosberg]

"He's a janitor nine days a week. Says he wants to get back into wildlife art. It's the most important part of his life."

[amykhar]

On which planet is he a janitor?

[emeleel]

Well, if you divide a Mars year into 52 weeks, then you get 13 days/week. Hey, he'd get a 4 day weekend!

[mjfrombuffalo[$]]

We've got some big investigation going on down here about an attorney who worked for a law firm representing school districts. The state public pension bureau thought something was wrong when one year five of the school districts listed him as a full-time employee and his file showed him working over 1200 full days in one year. So it could happen. :-/

[Helen_B[$]]

Details, details...

[pippadaisy[$]]

If it wasn't for the horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.