Ten-hut!
In attempt to bring some quality new blood onto the site, I'm holding a
Summer Recruitment Drive W/O. Call your friends, corral your family, and cajole your neighbours. Sucker them in with promises of big wads of cash and ego-boosting comments. Get 'em to write their first review, and, as you well know, the addiction will grab 'em by the throat, and never let go.
Dismissed!