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Old 11-30-2002, 11:32 AM
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Double Negatives

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day. 'In English,' he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.' A voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right.'
 
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I've always fancied myself a cunning linguist.

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While we're on the subject: Since Rich has his thing for furniture, has anyone else wondered where he carves his notches? Could this be even kinkier than we thought?


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Since my first conquests were of the rather splintery redwood variety, Brian, the "notches" are in a place I shudder to think about, much less speak of.

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Since my first conquests were of the rather splintery redwood variety, Brian, the "notches" are in a place I shudder to think about, much less speak of.

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Was that 'redwood'. . .or 'deadwood'...:-)


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Old 12-01-2002, 01:09 PM
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Ouch!

It's terrible to see my wood maligned in this forum. Especially after it's been so misaligned as a result of my early redwood encounters.

Doesn't anyone here have any compassion?

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Ouch!

It's terrible to see my wood maligned in this forum. Especially after it's been so misaligned as a result of my early redwood encounters.

Doesn't anyone here have any compassion?

Rich
Not only do I have compassion, I empathize.

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What about "Morning". It's a lovely name.
 
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Old 12-01-2002, 01:33 PM
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Or Holly?

So festive!

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