they are obtuse and twisted.
We are funny.

I'm sticking with the pink hair theory.

Here's another board:

http://lej.org/phorum/read.php?f=3&i=1437&t=1437

Quote:Yikes respectfully yet suggestively I never realized what seems expressed in your cat soliquioy.Wo is this San Francisco?I thought it was the good old U.S.A..Without offending I rescind my simul natonal publishing collaborative authoress search via this forum.The majority of the posts I've read smack of national fellow heterosexual ego and or alternative lifestyle sarchastic and semi racist malaise.There is no failure the litmus that precedes is beyond brilliant for its revelations.Thank you egos perverts and inverts yet no thank you just seeing if you continue to think you've fooled anyone righteous.The National publishing firms and additional forums provide the ultimite literary motion picture and music authoring occurances.Take care and God bless. Straight forword.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Gary V . Giardina. Time 4:27 P.M.

Well, I'm glad we're not the only ones who are having translation problems. I don't feel quite as stupid now.

Oh, I never felt stupid. The Symposium sometimes make me feel stupid. Blundering into the H&F threads makes me feel stupid sometimes.

This thread made me feel like William Faulkner.

I'm learning so much here!

Ea Forums what a coincidence.Many of you had comments that were posted 1-20-2006 and one of the story's lead figures is based on a real life woman whose birthday is 1-20.Buffalo though I've read occasionally bunches of comments I never print anything that doesn't achieve absolute sense of purpose.Someone else printed a post from some other site that I withdrew from because one user posted a comment that was so sardonic that I safely presumed if that was the average mentality they would never be inspired enough to get involved anyway.Yet waiting for the collaborative authoress' response and it's like winning the lotto though never chancey and it feels really good actually blessedly brilliant.You publish it you get voluminous currency .Though you must include my silent collaboration thank you.Don't forget the epic motion picture we'll make.Where am I gonna' find someone who isn't a racist-doesn't serve preposterous national egos and isn't ultimitely involved with Piracy schemes?The vocational orders i.e. Priests and nuns?What if their busy filming or studio recording "The Fr. or Sr. Superstar" show.I allow myself that sarchasm because I've seen them be so utterly wrong with" between the lines" opinions during broadcasts when their weren't even matters to be discussed and I'm an ultra Christian via Catholicism.I guess that's how you get the gig though.It's the Hollywood hand me down irrelevant babbling potential crew mentality.They base everything on the premise that they just might be able to steal it from you.I can't figure where that occurs with the sign of the cross.Let's see "The Father -Son and the Spirit"and the dubloon-booty-wo what Treasure matey?It's been great chatting and while were at it don't forget not to completely disillusion the innocent ones especially the children of the earth.Take care and God bless the blessed.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent before 1:00 A.M. February 21st.2006.

"sarchasm" seems right on so many levels...

OK, here's a thought... has anyone *ever* told this guy that no one has responded to his quest for a collaborative authoress because he simply cannot write?

Omni, I don't know you personally, and I honestly don't mean to hurt your feelings, but if you are looking for someone to help you write a book, it is a really good idea to improve your own writing skills. Use smaller words. Use shorter sentences. Put a space between a period and the beginning of your sentences. I know I've mocked you in this thread, and I honestly do feel some guilt about it, but really, writing the way that you do, while searching for someone to write with you, is kind of like going to a nudist colony to sell suspenders. Nobody's really going to understand what you're going on about.

There, that's my good deed for the day.

Eris
God bless you but bantering with facetious false slams is pointless.The past has seen the front office of a major literary firm show interest yet Ideclined because of their company policy rhetoric and the fact they were publishing novels with content that I thought was offensive and would ale advantage of any new authors.If you read my intro I usually say that the purpose of my silent collaboration is because some of the authoing is biographical and if someone else scribes it there would be no chance for anyone's self loathing myself with no such concerns.No legitimite source would or has ever balked and the truth was and is that the system that does herald itself has allowed its advance and beoynd suggetion that the future lierary musical and motion picture is an expected epic.I'll presume you're at least the egos imported that Imentioned and if you are actually adept at human evaluation you'd know resolutely that I have no libido induced responses .Slams and insecurity are obsolete notions.Take care and God bless the blessed.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent before 1:30 P.M. February 21st.2006.

Eris
God bless you but bantering with facetious false slams is pointless.The past has seen the front office of a major literary firm show interest yet Ideclined because of their company policy rhetoric and the fact they were publishing novels with content that I thought was offensive and would ale advantage of any new authors.If you read my intro I usually say that the purpose of my silent collaboration is because some of the authoing is biographical and if someone else scribes it there would be no chance for anyone's self loathing myself with no such concerns.No legitimite source would or has ever balked and the truth was and is that the system that does herald itself has allowed its advance and beoynd suggetion that the future lierary musical and motion picture is an expected epic.I'll presume you're at least the egos imported that Imentioned and if you are actually adept at human evaluation you'd know resolutely that I have no libido induced responses .Slams and insecurity are obsolete notions.Take care and God bless the blessed.Absolutely no twisted parallels.Absolutely straight forword.Gary V. Giardina.This sent before 1:30 P.M. February 21st.2006.